The Twelve Days of Trump-Mas*

http://rackjite.com/donald-trump-comes-out-in-favor-of-christmas/By Stacie Murphy

On the first day of Trump-mas the THE DONALD gave to me A CON-MAN in the West Wing.

On the second day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me TWO tiny hands
and a CON-MAN in the West Wing.

On the third day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me THREE trade wars,
TWO tiny hands, and a CON-MAN in the West Wing.

On the fourth day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me FOUR** meddling kids,
THREE trade wars, TWO tiny hands, and a CON MAN in the West Wing.

On the fifth day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me FIVE GOLDEN WEAVES,
FOUR meddling kids, THREE trade wars, TWO tiny hands,
and a CON MAN in the West Wing.

On the sixth day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me SIX deplorables,
FIVE GOLDEN WEAVES, FOUR meddling kids, THREE trade wars, TWO tiny hands,
and a CON-MAN in the West Wing.

On the seventh day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me SEVEN orange spray tans,
SIX deplorables, FIVE GOLDEN WEAVES, FOUR meddling kids,
THREE trade wars, TWO tiny hands, and CON-MAN in the West Wing.

On the eighth day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me EIGHT racist staffers,
SEVEN orange spray tans, SIX deplorables, FIVE GOLDEN WEAVES,
FOUR meddling kids, THREE trade wars, TWO tiny hands,
and a CON MAN in the West Wing.

On the ninth day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me NINE conflicts of in’trest,
EIGHT racist staffers, SEVEN orange spray tans, SIX deplorables,
FIVE GOLDEN WEAVES, FOUR meddling kids, THREE trade wars,
TWO tiny hands, and a CON MAN in the West Wing.

On the tenth day of Trump-mas THE DONALD gave to me TEN unwanted kisses,
NINE conflicts of in’trest, EIGHT racist staffers, SEVEN orange spray tans,
SIX deplorables, FIVE GOLDEN WEAVES, FOUR meddling kids,
THREE trade wars, TWO tiny hands, and a CON MAN in the West Wing.

On the eleventh day of Trump-mas, THE DONALD gave to me ELEVEN grabby gropings,
TEN unwanted kisses, NINE conflicts of in’trest, EIGHT racist staffers,
SEVEN orange spray tans, SIX deplorables, FIVE GOLDEN WEAVES,
FOUR meddling kids, THREE trade wars, TWO tiny hands,
and a CON MAN in the West Wing.

On the twelfth day of Trump-Mas THE DONALD gave to me TWELVE Twitter flame-wars,
ELEVEN grabby gropings, TEN unwanted kisses, NINE conflicts of in’trest,
EIGHT racist staffers, SEVEN orange spray tans, SIX deplorables,
FIVE GOLDEN WEAVES, FOUR meddling kids, THREE trade wars,
TWO tiny hands, and a CON MAN in the West Wing.

 

* C’mon, you know he’ll rebrand it by next year.

** Well, three plus a son-in-law

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